Do you have an annoying hunger pain,
that shall we say needs to be "whacked"? Well
don't be a goomba. Let one of our "associates"
deliver the solution to your "problem".
Bing Pizza is for on-base delivery only. Whatsa matter,
you don't live on base? Fuhgedabouddit, you can order
and we'll deliver to Bella Panini's inside the O' Club
where your "family" can stay a while and eat.
For youz capos with a membership to the Mustang Brewing
Company, you can also have your pizza delivered there.
a list of ways to kill that hunger pain...